Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
