Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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