this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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