its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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