wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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