So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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