I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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