Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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