She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
