If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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