..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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