did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
