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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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