Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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