Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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