Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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