I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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