Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I deserve to be covered in dicks
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize