do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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