my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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