He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
