If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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