Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You work out of a Hotel?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize