Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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