so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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