"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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