I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
