Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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