Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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