Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize