I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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