remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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