Have you finally orgasmed yet?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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