It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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