grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
