what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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