I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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