Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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