I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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