thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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