You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
