it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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