i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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