What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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