I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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