As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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