I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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