There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she pinky promised me she was 18
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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