we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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