I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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