I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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