ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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