I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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