All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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