It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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