I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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