I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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